Best News & Current Affairs Blog (2011 & 2012) and Jamaican Blogger of the Year (2011) at The Jamaica Blog Awards.

Vagina : The Addictive Fruit


Pussy? Vagina? Cunt? Snatch? The Fruit? It goes by many names and titles and throughout the centuries, it has caused some of the greatest problem mankind has ever faced. Does anyone remember the Adam and Eve story? Why did Adam eat the apple? Vagina. Why did King Henry VIII break from The Catholic Church and form the Church of England? Vagina.

Yes! Such is the power of vagina.

So now that I’ve gotten your attention : PAUSE.

READ THE SERIOUS POSTS!

I expect that by now close to a hundred persons have clicked this link and it wouldn’t have been up for more than an hour. You all are running to read about the controversial topic, huh? Sex sells, right? Sorry to disappoint you though; the headline was misleading. I instead want to bring you all to task on your love of suss! I have written several posts since I started this blog and I am protesting that you all have largely ignored the more serious topics and have gravitated towards the suss and slackness.

For example, the top post for this blog is The Bowaz Phenomena : To Suck or Not To Suck?, receiving some 500+ views; while posts such as The Golden Age Home : An Insult To Human Dignity are barely getting any attention. Why? Eh? Why y’all love mix up and slackniss suh?

Take Gays and Bacch-Anal as another example. That post received 300+ views in less than 48hours! Why? Cuz the word “Gays” is in the title! -.-

Come on guys! Give the serious topics some attention too! (I sound like a spoilt child, huh?) Retweet the titles which discuss serious and pressing issues! Or wait, is suh mi writing boring why oonu doe waan read di serious posts? Oonu just waan hear bout JUTC a/c bus, gays and penis and vagina sucking don’t? Tsk Tsk. SMH!

Bad readers! Bad! LOL!

Seriously though guys, browse the other categories to the right of your screen. Check out the posts in “Social Justice“, “Religion“, “POLITICS” and “Personal“. I’m not sure how many of you made it to the end of this post, many might have closed the page by now, angry that it isn’t about pussy being for punks (LMAO)…but if you have made it to the end of the page, I’d like to say a BIG THANK YOU for supporting and reading this blog and sharing it with your friends (you do share it with your friends, right? *side eye*).

It has received over 5000 views to date and some posts (the slack ones *severe side eye*) have been getting really good reviews and commentary. So THANK YOU!!!!!! 🙂

Who knows? Maybe my next post will be about something slack! :-p LOL!

P.S. Go read The Death of Osama : What Does It Mean for Obama !!!

Laterzzzzzz!!!

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9 responses

  1. Just to keep the trend going I won’t read the post you recommended: The death of Osama lol

    That’s the way it goes. The serious posts get little commentary/attention and the sexy ones sometimes more fluff receives all the attention. Sex sells.

    Keep in mind those readers that visit your blog and they will never leave a comment.

    May 4, 2011 at 1:44 pm

  2. @FOXALOT_Will

    KMT!…. Don’t care about current affairs blog posts. Seen enough of this in the news and read on my own.

    I will NEVER write about politics and current affairs. Respect to you and your choice though.

    p.s. if Pussy is for Punks call me “King Punk”…lol

    May 4, 2011 at 2:00 pm

  3. natzydan

    Lool ppl are all about humour nowadays seriousness only dipicts sadness n so forth… N right now I think everyone needs to have a good laugh every now n then but its always good to snap back to reality *shrugs*

    May 4, 2011 at 2:07 pm

  4. Christina

    Mi neva tell u dat before Mr editor? That Jamaicans hardly pay attention to real issue? Anyways….. I hope you will do an article on Porn. Whether it is a good or bad thing. That would be really interesting. I wanna see other pple’s perspective.

    May 4, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    • Michael

      LOL, I know right Christina? Jamaicans really don’t pay attention to the real issues that are affecting the nation. We just can’t get enough of the suss/mix-up/passa passa, even businesses thrive on it, like Jamaica Star and Raga MIX UP and Blenda show.

      We (some) prefer to hear about/ discuss about whether Kartel kissed the pussy jaw than stuff that can aid the development of Jamaica -.-

      May 5, 2011 at 2:18 pm

      • Christina

        That’s right Michael!

        May 5, 2011 at 3:55 pm

  5. That’s just how it is Mr. Editor. Although you do have a viewer with comments and cares about world issues. I don’t believe I’m the only one, Huh? http://goldenagehomekingstonjamaica.wordpress.com/2011/06/10/wheelchairs-4//

    June 13, 2011 at 8:39 pm

  6. @BallaBbz

    I was so angry that u grabbed ma attention I thought it made so finish read this post! Am truly upset! Grrrrrrr
    The religious topic are ok as for politics SIGH

    November 12, 2011 at 3:05 pm

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