Jamaican Virgins : Fact or Fiction?
So there was once a time when pulling the “V card” was considered cool. You were seen as a good person if you were a virgin and it was something to perhaps even brag about, especially if you’re a girl. It was so cool to be a virgin that girls would lie about it! They’d know they’re having sex and tell people “Not me, maw virgin.” Tough luck if you’re a guy, chances are you were thought to be gay. LOL! Siiiiigh. Jamaican darknesss!
Any ways, I started thinking about how different things are today. Are virgins extinct? Are they now fictional characters that we hear about in fairytales and in the bible? I’m starting to think so.
(Lol at The Bible. Are we even reading it anymore?)
It’s like everyone wants sex now. My friend recently lost his virginity and every other sentence he speaks is punctuated by “it epicly nice and tight and warm” BUH! #ShoutOut to you! It seems like having sex is now a badge of honour. The more va jay jay you’ve been in and the more dicky you’ve been on, that’s what makes you cool and apart of the “in crowd”.
Is our culture so “sexualized”? So saturated with sex? I can’t help but blame dancehall music. Correct me if I’m wrong, but do we have any dancehall lyrics which endorse virginity?
I know Mr. Adijah Palmer relished taking the virginity of some unsuspecting white liver having girl in one of his more popular songs. Ha.
Virginity is so unimportant nowadays that we see it being taken at high schools in bathrooms, on desktops and on staircases. Hell, virginity taking is such a lucrative business that we see school boys becoming camera men in furtherance of the cause. Anyone remember the comments of one particular youngster who had become camera man? “Yow dawg! Yuh nuh easy enuh! Mi seh fi f@%k wid boots!”
At another point in the video he could be heard giving commentary and introducing the participants to the audience.
By the way, whatever happened to those tapes? I miss them. Come on high schoolers! Get back into the business! I’M KIDDING! LOL!
Seriously though, we need to be seeking to preserve our virginities. What about no sex before marriage? Abstinence mek sense? Whatever happened to those things? Where are the days of knee length skirts? Have virgins really become extinct? Gentlemen, are you pressured to pursue sex more vigorously? Ladies, do you take pleasure in retaining your virginity? Or is it a burden lately?
And to the few virgins who probably still exist, don’t you feel threatened? Pressured? Alienated? Or do you take pleasure in being a dying breed? Go you! #TeamVirgin! #TeamJergens!
I hope the Virgin Queen, Tonian, reads this. Lol! She should have some interesting thoughts on the subject.
Seriously though guys, are Jamaican virgins a fact or entirely a work of fiction?