Editor’s Note: The views expressed below are not my own. By popular demand, this guest post comes to us from Roy Livingston (@VaginaCrunchBar). I would like to apologise for the sheer length of it, and I hope you won’t mind the width either; we simply could not cover the subject in smaller prose. Such is the size of the task. Anyhow, read, reflect, comment. Enjoy.
Now, before you get on my manmeat, I mean, the meat of my matter, let me address the first thoughts that come to mind just from reading the title alone.
- Yes, I will be addressing the obvious concern. Sure, the influx of getting laid is as expected, but not completely.
- Yes, having a tool of mass destruction (as some refer to it) does wonders for your ego.
- And yes, there are perks of using your third leg to scratch an itch you can’t reach.
But that not why I’m here. This isn’t a horn tooting convention. This is not just my tale. This is the story of every guy out there that has ever had it rough, been ostracized (yes, being jeered does happen) or even persecuted for wielding gifts we did not ask for. I’m not here to tell anyone how to live their life, just a few words from a foolish young man.
Before I can even go any further, let me ask. What do you think you know about a big dicked guy? Ladies, if you’re dating a guy you really like and further in, you realize that he’s harboring a runaway midget in his loins, how do you react to this? Does this impact your future relations with said person? When asked, 3 out of 5 women claimed they would be fear-stricken but willing to press on depending on how they feel about the guy. The remainder would end the relationship because of fear of infertility and vaginal scarring. Yet when asked “What would you do if you woke up with a big dick tomorrow?”, it appears that after the initial shock value of the gender switcheroo wore off, most would be elated. They proclaimed the sexual ventures they’d proceed on, assuming their newly found gift would be amazing and as big as their egos would allow.
If a guy was asked what he would do with a bigger dick, most would think it means more sex/girls. Others don’t think much of it. Why? Because we know.